tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53962852011-07-08T05:54:34.998-04:00band name!(1) find a good potential band name<br>
(2) shout "band name!"<br>
(3) repeat as necessaryemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7011100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-21823327318321816072010-07-26T09:56:00.003-04:002010-07-26T09:59:44.418-04:00Dakota SixBucolic PlagueSociete CrinklingSon of a Building Block (source: Toy Story 2)Sweet Mother of Abraham Lincoln (source: Toy Story 2)Miss Havisham's Wedding Night ("source": Great Expectations) emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-35844786518192107252010-05-16T12:38:00.000-04:002010-05-16T12:39:47.545-04:00Cephalosporin Braceletemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-38181088450877978842010-02-16T12:26:00.002-05:002010-02-16T12:27:54.449-05:00Nervy Girl! Nervy Girl!sourceemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-848763579671348802010-02-10T16:04:00.003-05:002010-02-10T16:05:44.057-05:00Mayor McCheese IncidentBean TableThe Romeo DetonationRansom GrievanceProximity Hotelemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-51126180571797368682009-12-02T14:20:00.000-05:002009-12-02T14:21:21.532-05:00Dynamite Diamond Mineemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-48106991208348930422009-11-30T10:01:00.001-05:002009-11-30T10:02:46.022-05:00Atrocity Roadfrom a review of a book about the Bataan Death Marchemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-35028225574891956472009-11-14T22:36:00.002-05:002009-11-14T22:43:09.263-05:00I've been meaning to post this for quite a while. In an episode of "Parks and Recreation" back in, like, April or May of 2009, the character Andy runs through a list of the former names of his band Scarecrow Boat.That list.emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-55412729111223858402009-10-03T19:55:00.001-04:002009-10-03T19:57:04.536-04:00Forget the ApricotCoolness Is Measured In Sleevesemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-3900238779500010432009-08-12T20:18:00.001-04:002009-08-12T20:18:32.314-04:00The Desdemona Tendencyemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-60208809253150443442009-08-09T15:30:00.001-04:002009-08-09T15:30:25.970-04:00Goddammit George!emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-34810644204685606652009-08-09T15:28:00.002-04:002009-08-09T15:29:46.170-04:00Tucker Park Graffiti Removal Project--from Parks & RecreationImmortality Drive--from Life After Peopleemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-1174973349086047992009-07-27T20:31:00.000-04:002009-07-27T20:32:03.743-04:00Candy Crowbaremperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-76596992022365289132009-07-25T16:29:00.001-04:002009-07-25T16:31:24.709-04:00Secret Convent Babiesfrom a conversation with the Empress about the nuns at the private Catholic high school she went to. it was something I, not she, said. just to be clear.emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-77265322686599671602009-05-26T16:18:00.001-04:002009-05-26T16:20:25.984-04:00Popeye's AlibiOlive LoafTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-17975791715282302582009-04-28T10:49:00.004-04:002009-04-28T10:54:47.965-04:00So my actual source (paired stamps on my mail--see below) gives me...Crazy Horse Railroad Caboosebut I think the following would have been catchier...Geronimo Cabooseemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-17086540965268343882009-04-02T18:55:00.001-04:002009-04-02T18:55:32.666-04:00Bacon DeitySource: TOP SECRETTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-42248373961497111172009-03-29T20:30:00.002-04:002009-03-29T20:33:10.593-04:00Monday SurpriseMonkeys With Credit CardsSource: Gerbil ObservationsMy Secret To SeeSource: My SecretTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-7809908393002027002009-03-11T09:42:00.002-04:002009-03-11T09:48:57.129-04:00Motel Children Disclaimer: I am NOT making fun.source emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-39838572405999898672009-03-10T13:33:00.002-04:002009-03-10T13:36:03.629-04:00Monster Truck OptionSource: Online Comic, Questionable Content, Number 1356: That Should Always Be An Option, posted on March 10, 2009.Another Russian ProstituteSource: The Closer Season 1Tlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-28381742793452512962009-03-05T12:57:00.003-05:002009-03-05T13:01:56.349-05:00Werewolf Congresssource: The Colbert Report, Wednesday, 3/4/2009Also, on the same episode, Stephen threw a made-up band name into conversation:Ogre Milk .Awesome one! I wonder how long before a real band adopts that as its name? emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-72314329177087218962009-03-05T08:02:00.002-05:002009-03-05T08:05:05.610-05:00Great Album Title!This is not a band name but something I saw that I think is just too good to let pass without comment.The (real) band Drowning Pool has an album called......this is great...Loudest Common Denominator.That's just awesome!Carry on. emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-53306329002399978262009-03-04T19:02:00.001-05:002009-03-04T19:03:08.298-05:00Monitor Trouble and Graphic SadnessSource: Internal MemoTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-43497623919613269502009-03-03T13:06:00.001-05:002009-03-03T13:07:41.788-05:00Homeopathic Mercuriussource: Facebook conversationemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-42984645361250194512009-03-02T21:52:00.001-05:002009-03-02T21:54:37.612-05:00Ruth's Book ShelfSource: Personal Correspondence between Tlahtoani Anubis and Mad Maxx.Tlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-43645678848706671072009-03-02T13:56:00.000-05:002009-03-02T13:57:54.738-05:00Zombie BanksChocolate Jesus emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-37558255347911772502009-02-21T17:52:00.002-05:002009-02-21T17:55:00.202-05:00MinstrelsySource: The savage feedback loop at Band Name!Tlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-61551796023016621472009-02-21T16:30:00.003-05:002009-02-21T16:32:46.112-05:00My Pablum Bitch source: conversation with the EmpressAct the Foolsource: Facebook conversation with the Pharaoh emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-58663434313667398802009-02-20T02:24:00.002-05:002009-02-20T02:26:57.732-05:00Chief TosserSource: The Biomechanic Underground, an insult directed at Brian Williams.Suicide ClosetSource: CSI Las VegasFungus WaterSource: ERMaggot Like WormsRat ProblemSource: 10:00 News in lovely Jacksonville FloridaTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-59891555521351527922009-02-12T22:02:00.001-05:002009-02-12T22:02:45.948-05:00Chicken BitchStrange EducationSource: CSI Las VegasTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-3746703675165714912009-02-12T14:34:00.001-05:002009-02-12T14:37:07.474-05:00Grant Lee Clubsource (see comments section) emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-21599350756753466242009-02-05T18:04:00.001-05:002009-02-05T18:04:37.497-05:00Fancy Negro HatSource: You don't even want to know...Tlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-71606683661644828612009-02-04T19:58:00.000-05:002009-02-04T19:59:34.286-05:00TuberculocustTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-30006559450402199472009-01-29T09:07:00.000-05:002009-01-29T09:08:11.192-05:00The Bacon Explosionsource emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-30097355981629241662009-01-29T09:04:00.003-05:002009-01-29T09:09:06.108-05:00Band Name Wars!This is hilarious! I love how they use elements from the cover art to determine which animal-named band would win in a fight. The one that made me laugh the hardest was the skulls in the waves on the Great White album cover. Priceless! Check it out... emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-24720247294020339082009-01-22T14:00:00.001-05:002009-01-22T14:00:46.683-05:00Automagicemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-45966893177573883322009-01-22T13:26:00.001-05:002009-01-22T13:28:58.386-05:00Lovely Steelsource: "On March 4, 1933, Herbert Hoover and Franklin Roosevelt rode together from the White House to the Capitol to transfer power at a critical moment in our nation’s history. But any eavesdropping fly on the car window would have been disappointed at the dialogue. Breaking a long and awkward silence, the generally loquacious Roosevelt noted the new Commerce building under emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-32658544838036890722008-12-17T13:55:00.001-05:002008-12-17T13:56:42.668-05:00The Linda Businesssource: email from The Imperial Motheremperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-81251702867674963912008-12-15T15:03:00.001-05:002008-12-15T15:09:27.650-05:00Betty Button emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-9380639668401149492008-12-13T16:00:00.005-05:002009-03-02T12:02:04.136-05:00This is post # 666 BTW...Whore AcademyPrairie HarlotSource: Firefly.Tlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-90848893902274021342008-12-03T14:29:00.000-05:002008-12-03T14:30:20.277-05:00Postcard Bigots emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-21118633796585518422008-11-26T12:24:00.001-05:002008-11-26T12:24:57.335-05:00Elevator Modernization Projectemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-9581897365358867152008-11-19T12:09:00.000-05:002008-11-19T12:10:35.471-05:00All Hail the Apple Maggot!sourceemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-88580252027258221902008-11-06T10:35:00.000-05:002008-11-06T10:36:21.971-05:00Gunlittle emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-50995316294129547632008-11-02T22:33:00.000-05:002008-11-02T22:34:05.863-05:00Married Types and The LesbiansTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-27392823619239093112008-11-01T14:56:00.001-04:002008-11-01T14:56:55.547-04:00Grammar GoebbelsWiggle Pumpkinemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-90772339849042151342008-10-28T08:39:00.002-04:002008-10-28T08:39:46.378-04:00Graffiti Sandboxsource: don't you wish you knew? emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-36968292735930572962008-10-27T09:44:00.002-04:002008-10-27T09:45:59.905-04:00Great Secession Wintersource: subtitle of new Lincoln biography emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-23413263451438640522008-10-25T15:56:00.002-04:002008-10-25T15:58:38.910-04:00California Prison DisastersourceMinnesota Nice emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-55625036527745030162008-09-30T22:24:00.001-04:002008-09-30T22:24:56.649-04:00The Betty Thread emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-62329877990955945162008-09-30T20:00:00.002-04:002008-09-30T20:08:12.220-04:00Savage Piranha Fish ThingJacket ConsumptionStupid 80s.004 in the RainOcean TrinketsVenus of ValdiviaExaggerated Crotch AreaSource: 12:15 Anthropology LectureArrow Of PowerFoil To FalsifyTongue AwarenessFlapping ConsonantsNasal SmearSquishy ThinkingSource: 4:30 Anthropology LectureTricky VesselSource: The New York TimesTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-15883435960928039522008-09-24T06:53:00.001-04:002008-09-24T06:54:43.794-04:00Apocalipstick emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-65097639263737735362008-09-18T09:20:00.002-04:002008-09-18T09:23:24.422-04:00The Trap Rebaitedsource: The origins of contemporary goth style are found in the Victorian cult of mourning. “Victorians had a joke when women got into fashionable mourning dress — they called it ‘the trap rebaited.’ ” Ms. Steele said, showing me one of the highlights of the F.I.T. exhibition: a 1905 Victorian cult-of-mourning gown by Desbuisson & Hudelist that was off-the-shoulder, had a emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-91660474917464850332008-09-16T16:53:00.001-04:002008-09-16T16:54:41.659-04:00Milky Minutessource: AT&T Family Talk commercialemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-1633786753696391382008-09-16T16:48:00.001-04:002008-09-16T16:48:56.237-04:00Salmon PatchesStork Bites emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-91915909260567015712008-09-16T08:29:00.002-04:002008-09-16T08:37:09.087-04:00Massive Dynamicsource: pilot episode of Fringe (TV show)Galveston SeawallGlimmer PalacePlimpton 322source: short story "The Empress of Charcoal" (2008 winner of the John Gardner Memorial Prize for Fiction), published in Volume 8 Issue 1 of Harpur Palate magazine (SUNY Binghamton).emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-80885547386452708072008-09-13T14:54:00.001-04:002008-09-13T14:56:59.798-04:00Flaherty Farmsource emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-30466744073460129592008-09-12T20:06:00.000-04:002008-09-12T20:07:10.193-04:00Gas PanicTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-3014446523688687102008-09-07T20:58:00.000-04:002008-09-07T20:59:53.358-04:00Icarus SyndromesourceWheatley Thesisemperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-46395130567788510432008-09-06T11:37:00.001-04:002008-09-06T11:40:38.478-04:00Westham Woodworkssource: The Waltons, Season 4, Episode 12, "The Estrangement" emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-54720630749956087872008-09-06T11:27:00.000-04:002008-09-06T11:28:31.146-04:00The Bristol FactorThe Palin Effect emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-50019833806465623452008-09-02T12:29:00.000-04:002008-09-02T12:30:28.502-04:00Danky Fellowship emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-36618029829723027532008-09-01T23:13:00.001-04:002008-09-01T23:14:23.040-04:00Bourgeois Celebrity MarionettesCherubs Of VirtueSource: The vitriol of Tlahtoani.Tlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-76460320190893154612008-08-30T18:17:00.001-04:002008-08-30T18:19:44.321-04:00farcical videotronic monumentsallusion of continuity palm frond wielding democratsSource: Empire of Dirt commentaryTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-59751538266656748002008-08-30T17:37:00.001-04:002009-03-02T14:06:14.117-05:00Freshman PoliSci Majors say the darnedest things...Don't they Spit (Touring in support of the album, what is Machu Picchu...?)Alpaca BurgerGuinea Pig Nuggets (Touring in support of the album, It's a Gringo Kind of Thing.)Source: 12:00 Anthropology LectureFun with Aymara (Touring in support of the album Guinea Pig Soup and other Good Things.)You Do Not Write Like Noam Chomsky (Touring in support Tlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-7449101167171730412008-08-28T00:17:00.002-04:002008-08-28T00:24:46.018-04:00Death FuturistPiranha SexualHasty PuddingVulgar Display of PowerFluoride BeingsSource: Penny, master of the photographic arts, loyal friend of Tlathoani AnubusTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-85339753559453125062008-08-25T23:19:00.002-04:002008-08-26T00:39:53.093-04:00Genetalia Pushers (Touring in support of the album Women Who Have Earned a Rest.)Overwhelmed Bull StudsSound Muffling Anal Pod (Touring in support of the album Drive It To A Less Populated Area And Release It.)Quack PowdersWomb Fury (A fantastic RiotGrrrl band name)Damp VestibuleSource: Bonk: The Curious coupling of Science and Sex by Mary RoachTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-69130374493559041652008-08-21T12:36:00.001-04:002008-08-21T12:37:41.736-04:00Boomerang StormSource: Tropical Storm Fay's drunken stagger up the Florida penninsulaTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-7857372800658896022008-08-20T20:23:00.002-04:002008-08-20T20:34:55.610-04:00A collection of death metal band names...Post Mortem Uterus Droop (Touring in support of the album The New Yorker of Medical Journals)Robust Young Hoof Stock (Touring in support of the album Strategy Plan for Infertility)Testicle Madness (touring in support of the album pet self-esteem)Fish-Mouthed Cervixes (Touring in support of the album Gynecological Refresher Course)Grasping Cervix (Touring Tlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-60253469284269236252008-08-18T19:07:00.001-04:002008-08-18T19:08:55.757-04:00SugarcodeMadam GoutMozzarella Commando emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-87857948153495710692008-08-14T01:46:00.002-04:002008-08-14T01:47:13.977-04:00Trouser SpelunkingSource: Responding To Hate MailTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-53030182997477353252008-08-13T13:18:00.002-04:002008-08-13T14:02:55.236-04:00Jump Monkey source emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-110673028207255372008-08-11T14:57:00.002-04:002008-08-11T14:58:13.134-04:00Marquette County FairThe Second Becky(that last one came from watching reruns of Roseanne) emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-51816390518651278622008-08-09T17:24:00.002-04:002008-08-09T17:26:42.007-04:0010-Meter Air Riflesource(What? Ten-meter air rifle?! Are they letting seven-year-olds compete in the Olympics now?) emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-46574000958981955242008-08-09T11:55:00.000-04:002008-08-09T11:56:47.654-04:00The Marcellus Shalesource emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-9772929398379882612008-07-22T07:34:00.000-04:002008-07-22T07:35:23.244-04:00Vulval Particulars emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-16103756466163200102008-07-22T01:07:00.000-04:002008-07-22T01:08:55.564-04:00Cocoon of Filthsource: The shocking dangers of book collectingTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-53683815496351280002008-07-16T15:22:00.001-04:002008-07-16T15:24:26.944-04:00Black Squirrel Society source emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-79046941102787647852008-07-16T15:10:00.003-04:002008-07-16T15:14:58.556-04:00Futility Vehiclesource Ark of the LibertiessourceGirl Factorysource emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-41945584270444703972008-07-15T17:15:00.002-04:002008-07-15T17:18:58.182-04:00Rip Van Winkle's Flagon The story goes that old Rip went into the woods to get away from his nagging wife. His explanation, upon his return 18 years later, was that he had shared in a cask of liquor with the ghost of Henry Hudson. The villagers winked.Quote : [I]t is a common wish of all henpecked husbands in the neighborhood, when life hangs heavy on their hands, that they might have a emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-81368020344641225352008-07-10T00:22:00.002-04:002008-07-10T00:27:23.022-04:00Allurements of Folly (Touring to support the album A seminary of all manner of abominations and vexations)Source: The Salem Witch Trials (from the court records)Tlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-66397282032871393572008-07-08T02:40:00.000-04:002008-07-08T02:41:22.476-04:00Pierre And His VulturesTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-57912085663038024212008-07-07T09:05:00.000-04:002008-07-07T09:06:13.548-04:00Flushing RemonstranceMeniscus Factor emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-70601364836306819012008-06-14T10:08:00.001-04:002008-06-14T10:09:27.493-04:00Band names inspired by the recent arrival on the scene of the Heir to the ThroneMomma Doom-MongerUmbilical StumpRecently Boiled Nipple emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-27323221824746791152008-06-01T12:11:00.002-04:002008-06-01T12:14:19.145-04:00all from a recent episode of This Week with George Stephanopoulos...RFK GaffeSynthetic ImaginationCounting on CataclysmMisery Index emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-27607438522405741802008-05-30T21:38:00.000-04:002008-05-30T21:39:44.268-04:00No-Charge Moonroof emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-6021520229965181942008-05-26T15:41:00.002-04:002008-05-26T15:45:21.922-04:00Pennybird emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-84926635588296357652008-05-24T10:57:00.002-04:002008-05-24T11:00:19.662-04:00Dempsey Bell (hat tip: Antiques Roadshow)Mary ShrinesPaper Champions (taken--dammit: their website)Sinclair Dinosaurs emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-90212679585234812362008-05-10T12:52:00.003-04:002008-05-10T12:56:41.183-04:00from Nicholas Meyer's The Seven-Percent Solution, a novel that imagines Sherlock Holmes's missing years: Crepuscular FogJaundiced Voidfrom Michael Robertson's Worshiping Walt, a study of Whitman's spiritual disciples in the 19th Century:Hot Little Prophets emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-14430719433846507262008-05-08T13:26:00.001-04:002008-05-08T13:26:57.370-04:00Mistress Moneystrings emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-68164713203847029622008-05-07T22:43:00.000-04:002008-05-07T22:44:22.927-04:00Caution, Children emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-91071195218477826502008-04-22T22:51:00.002-04:002008-04-22T23:10:28.020-04:00Perfectly Sane, But RidiculousSmitten From A Distance (Claimed by Laurian)Frustrated ProstateFire PotRakita's Ointment (Touring to support the album The End Of The World)Source: 8:00 Anthropology LectureMermaid BigotNiagra Falls Power Plant DismembermentPedigree AnalysisCelebration MaggotsHomo Tool Use (Touring to support album Homo Becomes A More Effecient Tool User)Name Of AssessorBanana Tlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-60394640016314126662008-04-10T19:36:00.002-04:002008-04-10T19:39:50.476-04:00Hang Out Your BannersHeadline from New York Times, April 9, 1865, report of Lee's surrender at Appomattox.Click pic to enlarge & see upper left hand corner, top of first column. emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-45378795739887561182008-04-08T23:08:00.002-04:002008-04-22T23:11:51.683-04:00Professional Hep (Touring to support the album Skulls to the Living, Bread to the Dead)Brain Inaction (Claimed by Laurian)Brain In Action (Claimed by Laurian)Female Effect (a Riot Grrrl band)Source: 8:00 Anthropology LectureThe Juggling PelviMetroskeletalSource: 9:45 Anthropology LectureWe The WeepingOffering To The StagSource: 4:30 Anthropology LectureBongo SpouseCasper's Ostrich Farm (A Tlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-74606525394858645282008-04-08T16:44:00.001-04:002008-04-08T16:44:27.198-04:00Tinker Children emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-78031661339291307072008-04-07T22:42:00.000-04:002008-04-22T23:12:54.377-04:00Death PollutionGetting Into PollutionOther DementiaIsolated WidowsInfant HarnessThe Death Curve Becoming RectangularDr. GerbilHandbook Of ScienceRewards Of GriefworkRescue FantasyThe Late Afternoon Of Life Empty TitleAlien CollectionGet DeadEnemy PilotSacred OrangeThe Mestizo QuestionBright New BodiesMount CyanideFront Seat in HeavenFailure To Die (This is the actual term used by hospice when Tlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-62288405673816120882008-04-07T16:01:00.001-04:002008-04-07T16:01:43.417-04:00Impending Bambino emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-80548330897005907682008-04-05T22:58:00.002-04:002008-04-22T23:12:54.380-04:00Gerbil SwarmThe Marxism of MitfordFlame VineTlahtoani Anubishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582012739456934076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-83118441585019700122008-03-22T11:48:00.001-04:002008-03-22T11:50:22.363-04:00The Cottingley Fairies "The Cottingley Fairies are a series of five photographs taken by Elsie Wright and Frances Griffiths, two young cousins living in Cottingley, near Bradford in England, depicting the two in various activities with supposed fairies. In 1917, when the first two photos were taken, Elsie was 16 years old and Frances was 10. The photographs sparked a decades-long debate about emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-3340040995461343492008-03-22T10:01:00.001-04:002008-03-22T10:03:43.561-04:00Donner Party Democrats source:"Uphill now, through the high plains, and still the Dems held together. They would not be like that tragic Donner Party of 1846, feuding and scrapping. It would all be over before the snows were gone."Timothy Egan, "Donner Party Democrats," New York Times, 3/22/2008 emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396285.post-30860071437970737852008-03-22T09:53:00.001-04:002008-03-22T09:57:11.184-04:00Bear Mountain Compact source:Gail Collins, New York Times, 3/22/2008: "Albany is a place that specializes in illicit sex. The fabled Bear Mountain Compact is the old New York City legislators’ rule that anything that happens after you cross the Bear Mountain Bridge on your way upstate doesn’t count. Many other American statehouses have the same atmosphere of sexual misbehavior and overall emperor of dirtnoreply@blogger.com0