Happy Buffalo
Cheese Powder
Undead Monkey
Twaddle-Speak

Annual Sherman Snicker

Beecher Bible & Rifle Colony
Church of the Holy Rifles
Free Soil Hotel
Bleeding Sumner

source: The Most Famous Man in America, the biography of Henry Ward Beecher, by Debby Applegate

Futility Closet

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Unicorn Powder (electro pop band)

Rape Stove

Lunch Gun

Failure Pile

Sadness Bowl

Take Your Children To See This (thanks to Alvin)

Right as Ruin

from the lyrics to a Michelle Shocked song

Hawkinsville Opera House

from an e-mail from the Imperial Barrister

Jackson County Missouri

Arkansas Transporter

one is where Mormoms believe Jesus will reappear, and the other is a license plate

St. Cloud Bakery

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Bad Samaritan

Pearl Harbor Wedding

read between the lines as you wish

Holy Name Dodgeball

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Denton County Standoff

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Gunderson Pencil Brigade

from the spam, obliquely

Miss Charity Molly

Murder Board

According to William Safire, defined in Dictionary of American Slang, Fourth Edition as “a committee or board convened esp. to examine a candidate for presidential appointment before the name goes to the Senate for confirmation.”

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Belgrade Aphoristic Circle

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