Dakota Six
Bucolic Plague
Societe Crinkling
Son of a Building Block (source: Toy Story 2)
Sweet Mother of Abraham Lincoln (source: Toy Story 2)
Miss Havisham's Wedding Night ("source": Great Expectations)

Cephalosporin Bracelet

Nervy Girl! Nervy Girl!

source

Mayor McCheese Incident
Bean Table
The Romeo Detonation
Ransom Grievance
Proximity Hotel

Dynamite Diamond Mine

Atrocity Road

from a review of a book about the Bataan Death March

I've been meaning to post this for quite a while.

In an episode of "Parks and Recreation" back in, like, April or May of 2009, the character Andy runs through a list of the former names of his band Scarecrow Boat.

That list.

Forget the Apricot

Coolness Is Measured In Sleeves

The Desdemona Tendency

Goddammit George!

Tucker Park Graffiti Removal Project

--from Parks & Recreation


Immortality Drive

--from Life After People

Candy Crowbar

Secret Convent Babies

from a conversation with the Empress about the nuns at the private Catholic high school she went to. it was something I, not she, said. just to be clear.

Popeye's Alibi
Olive Loaf

So my actual source (paired stamps on my mail--see below) gives me...

Crazy Horse Railroad Caboose

but I think the following would have been catchier...

Geronimo Caboose

Bacon Deity

Source: TOP SECRET

Monday Surprise
Monkeys With Credit Cards

Source: Gerbil Observations

My Secret To See

Source: My Secret

Motel Children

Disclaimer: I am NOT making fun.

source

Monster Truck Option

Source: Online Comic, Questionable Content, Number 1356: That Should Always Be An Option, posted on March 10, 2009.

Another Russian Prostitute

Source: The Closer Season 1

Werewolf Congress

source: The Colbert Report, Wednesday, 3/4/2009

Also, on the same episode, Stephen threw a made-up band name into conversation:

Ogre Milk .

Awesome one!

I wonder how long before a real band adopts that as its name?

Great Album Title!

This is not a band name but something I saw that I think is just too good to let pass without comment.

The (real) band Drowning Pool has an album called...

...this is great...

Loudest Common Denominator.

That's just awesome!

Carry on.

Monitor Trouble and Graphic Sadness

Source: Internal Memo

Homeopathic Mercurius

source: Facebook conversation

Ruth's Book Shelf

Source: Personal Correspondence between Tlahtoani Anubis and Mad Maxx.

Zombie Banks
Chocolate Jesus