Forget the Apricot

Coolness Is Measured In Sleeves

The Desdemona Tendency

Goddammit George!

Tucker Park Graffiti Removal Project

--from Parks & Recreation


Immortality Drive

--from Life After People

Candy Crowbar

Secret Convent Babies

from a conversation with the Empress about the nuns at the private Catholic high school she went to. it was something I, not she, said. just to be clear.

Popeye's Alibi
Olive Loaf

So my actual source (paired stamps on my mail--see below) gives me...

Crazy Horse Railroad Caboose

but I think the following would have been catchier...

Geronimo Caboose

Bacon Deity

Source: TOP SECRET

Monday Surprise
Monkeys With Credit Cards

Source: Gerbil Observations

My Secret To See

Source: My Secret

Motel Children

Disclaimer: I am NOT making fun.

source

Monster Truck Option

Source: Online Comic, Questionable Content, Number 1356: That Should Always Be An Option, posted on March 10, 2009.

Another Russian Prostitute

Source: The Closer Season 1

Werewolf Congress

source: The Colbert Report, Wednesday, 3/4/2009

Also, on the same episode, Stephen threw a made-up band name into conversation:

Ogre Milk .

Awesome one!

I wonder how long before a real band adopts that as its name?

Great Album Title!

This is not a band name but something I saw that I think is just too good to let pass without comment.

The (real) band Drowning Pool has an album called...

...this is great...

Loudest Common Denominator.

That's just awesome!

Carry on.

Monitor Trouble and Graphic Sadness

Source: Internal Memo

Homeopathic Mercurius

source: Facebook conversation

Ruth's Book Shelf

Source: Personal Correspondence between Tlahtoani Anubis and Mad Maxx.

Zombie Banks
Chocolate Jesus

Minstrelsy

Source: The savage feedback loop at Band Name!

My Pablum Bitch

source: conversation with the Empress

Act the Fool

source: Facebook conversation with the Pharaoh

Chief Tosser

Source: The Biomechanic Underground, an insult directed at Brian Williams.

Suicide Closet

Source: CSI Las Vegas

Fungus Water

Source: ER

Maggot Like Worms
Rat Problem

Source: 10:00 News in lovely Jacksonville Florida

Chicken Bitch
Strange Education

Source: CSI Las Vegas

Grant Lee Club

source (see comments section)

Fancy Negro Hat

Source: You don't even want to know...

Tuberculocust