Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Darby Lumber Co.

Trouser Immolation

Monday, July 26, 2010

Dakota Six
Bucolic Plague
Societe Crinkling
Son of a Building Block
(source: Toy Story 2)
Sweet Mother of Abraham Lincoln (source: Toy Story 2)
Miss Havisham's Wedding Night ("source": Great Expectations)

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Cephalosporin Bracelet

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Nervy Girl! Nervy Girl!


Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Mayor McCheese Incident
Bean Table
The Romeo Detonation
Ransom Grievance
Proximity Hotel

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Dynamite Diamond Mine

Monday, November 30, 2009

Atrocity Road

from a review of a book about the Bataan Death March

Saturday, November 14, 2009

I've been meaning to post this for quite a while.

In an episode of "Parks and Recreation" back in, like, April or May of 2009, the character Andy runs through a list of the former names of his band Scarecrow Boat.

That list.

Saturday, October 03, 2009

Forget the Apricot

Coolness Is Measured In Sleeves

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The Desdemona Tendency

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Goddammit George!

Tucker Park Graffiti Removal Project

--from Parks & Recreation

Immortality Drive

--from Life After People

Monday, July 27, 2009

Candy Crowbar

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Secret Convent Babies

from a conversation with the Empress about the nuns at the private Catholic high school she went to. it was something I, not she, said. just to be clear.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Popeye's Alibi
Olive Loaf

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

So my actual source (paired stamps on my mail--see below) gives me...

Crazy Horse Railroad Caboose

but I think the following would have been catchier...

Geronimo Caboose

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Bacon Deity


Sunday, March 29, 2009

Monday Surprise
Monkeys With Credit Cards

Source: Gerbil Observations

My Secret To See

Source: My Secret

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Motel Children

Disclaimer: I am NOT making fun.


Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Monster Truck Option

Source: Online Comic, Questionable Content, Number 1356: That Should Always Be An Option, posted on March 10, 2009.

Another Russian Prostitute

Source: The Closer Season 1

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Werewolf Congress

source: The Colbert Report, Wednesday, 3/4/2009

Also, on the same episode, Stephen threw a made-up band name into conversation:

Ogre Milk .

Awesome one!

I wonder how long before a real band adopts that as its name?
Great Album Title!

This is not a band name but something I saw that I think is just too good to let pass without comment.

The (real) band Drowning Pool has an album called...

...this is great...

Loudest Common Denominator.

That's just awesome!

Carry on.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Monitor Trouble and Graphic Sadness

Source: Internal Memo

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Homeopathic Mercurius

source: Facebook conversation

Monday, March 02, 2009

Ruth's Book Shelf

Source: Personal Correspondence between Tlahtoani Anubis and Mad Maxx.